So I was reading Hume and this sort of came to me.
Hobbes: you know, life really is nasty. and brutish. and short.
Calvin: and people are totally depraved.
Hobbes: actually, maybe just you. We need strong authoritarian government either way though.
Calvin: mostly just to stop everyone from dancing.
Hobbes: but what about making tuna-fish sandwiches?
Calvin: I don’t have a problem with that, but remember, there’s only a limited amount of atonement, so don’t use the whole jar.
That’s right, Hobbes uses atonement on his sandwiches instead of mayo.
I am an idiot.