Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Regarding the Anonymous Person Who Stole My Laptop Last Summer

Unless they immediately wiped the hard drive someone somewhere was or will be really weirded out.

I can just imagine,
"This iTunes library is equal parts Alan Parsons Project, scandinavian death metal, and Enya, what the hell?"
"There appear to be in depth plans for a futuristic floating city-state based on Puritan moralism, anti-imperial warmongering, and kelp farming, who was this guy?"
"Is this a project to re-write the Old Testament?- I can't quite tell."
"These can't possibly be his bank records, no financial institution in the world calculates interest like that, and why would he spend so much money at the post office?"
"Who creates an excel spreadsheet to log their Age of Empires progress?"

No calls from homeland security yet though, so we're all good.


  1. So why did he spend so much money at the post office? Are you getting over your injuries ok?

    1. When we were kids me and my sister used to play "town," I ran the bank, she ran the post office; most of the time that was it. it was a pretty lame town, in order to generate revenue my sister would refuse to listen to anything you said unless it was written in a stamped letter.
      At this point I am fully recovered and back to climbing as hard as ever!

    2. Haha but that sounds like great fun. If you had to pay for stamps, she had to pay a banking fee, right?
      Fantastic, glad you're back to normal.